Here’s How You Can Get Paid $1,000 To Watch Star Wars
If you’ve never seen any of the Star Wars films, first off: shame on you. Secondly, a new side hustle is now available for you! A company is willing to pay you $1,000 to watch all nine Star Wars main movies, a task that sounds as simple as bullseye-ing womp rats in your T-16.
Become A “Wookie Rookie”
The personal finance website FinanceBuzz is looking for someone who has never consumed any Star Wars media – including the movies, TV shows, video games, novels etc. – to watch all nine movies in the Skywalker saga. As the site’s designated “wookie rookie”, you will immerse yourself in the thrilling action, political intrigue and heartbreaking drama of a galaxy far, far away.
Rather than being played in chronological order of the movie universe’s events, the Star Wars films will be presented to you in order of when they were released in theaters. This could make it confusing for a Padawan to follow along with at first, but some snobby Star Wars nerds will insist this is the correct order to watch them (it’s me, I’m the snobby Star Wars nerd).
All nine films added together total just over 25 hours of movie-watching, so you really need to commit to watching them all. In other words: do, or do not. There is no try.
Once you finish your viewing, your Jedi training will conclude with the task of reviewing and rating each movie in the saga. Best of luck in arranging your favorites in an order that doesn’t completely enrage a sizable chunk of the franchise’s rabid fanbase. I would highly recommend buying a lightsaber to ward off any Sith-heads and Darth Haters who come for you online.
Your efforts will be rewarded with a payment of 1,000 Republic credits, which luckily has a 1:1 conversion to the US dollar. FinanceBuzz will also add an additional $100 to cover the cost of streaming and any refreshments you may want during your movie-viewing experience. Stay away from the death sticks though, just a heads up.
How To Apply to Get Paid to Watch Star Wars
If all of my nerdspeak hasn’t scared you off by now, you’re probably still interested in applying for the gig. If that’s the case, you can fill out the form on FinanceBuzz by clicking here. You have until May 4 (aka Star Wars Day) to turn in your application. Good luck, young Padawan, and may the force be with you…
God I should really go outside sometime.