The Funniest Valentine’s Day Fails On Twitter
Love, romance, desire, passion – they are all a part of Valentine’s Day, right? Unfortunately, that’s not always the case. For some, Valentine’s Day is a bad, bad day. Maybe they are single, bitter, they got rejected, or they have PTSD from a past Valentine’s Day mishap.
Although a good #valentinesfail or #failentines is unfortunate for the person it happens to, they sure are funny to hear about. And because social media is a place where people often share TMI, there are several hilarious, embarrassing, and sometimes sad stories online to read.
Check out some of the best Valentine’s Day Fail stories:
https://twitter.com/CoooperKelley/status/1095129976607784960
I planned a very elaborate feast for my dog. He decided escaping from the back gate was a better use of his time. #Failentines
— Aradhna Grover (@aradhnagrover_) February 12, 2019
Im not trying to brag, but I am the personification of #failentines.
— Wait_What?! (@No_Wait_What) February 12, 2019
You see my birthday is Nov. 19.
My mom found out she was pregnant when she went to refill her birth control. On April Fool’s Day.
The math confirms: Valentine fail.
https://twitter.com/AmieVictoriaXO/status/1095133828635516928
When your husband brings home flowers and mixes up your card with his mistress.. 😭 #divorcednow #Failentines #valentinesday #Theellenshow
— Janet Smith McMahon (@JanSmithMc) February 12, 2019
The first Valentines Day after I moved in with my future husband, he gave me a wooden toilet seat because “ it looked so nice” he thought I’d like it. I should have ran then, presents haven’t got much better 😂 #Failentines
— laurenchizz (@laurenchizz) February 12, 2019
I had flowers delivered to my wife's work for Valentine's day because I'm a great husband who is very involved in every aspect of my wife's life.
— Keith Osso (@KarlHungus24) February 14, 2019
Also, my wife is off on Thursdays. Who knew? #ValentineFail pic.twitter.com/yXYP9V4PhI
https://twitter.com/allTYedup/status/434356940026544128
Put a ring in my girl's muffin, she swallowed it without realising. Cost me a fortune so I've now become the toilet ninja. #valentinefail
— The Manic Shine (@themanicshine) February 14, 2012
I was expecting an engagement ring. I got a sewing machine.
— Jean Mobilia (@jeanmobilia) February 12, 2019
Figure out the ending.
The time I left an "unValentine's" card on a guy's windshield that lived in my building, only to have his girlfriend find it. How do I know? Because he came and knocked on my door and told me it was "cute" that I did that but he was taken. SIGH pic.twitter.com/vDPGPfm4bH
— Cindy Dalglish (she/her) (@CindyDalglish) February 12, 2019
My ex bf picked a valentine card out of the garbage at the hospital unit he worked on and gave it to me... and told me where he got it
— tricia.h. (@triciahodd) February 12, 2019
. Um, thanks I'll pass. Hes an ex for a reason!
https://twitter.com/vito_robert/status/1095133425424576512
Had a romantic dinner , Flowers ,and chocolates planned for me and my wife of 22 years. She called and said she had to pull a double at work. So I took myself out for a steak when I got to the restaurant I saw my wife with another man. Didn’t make it to 23yrs.Burnt the flowers
— james huston (@jameshu62788084) February 12, 2019
Cooking the hubs a romantic dinner...steaks on the grill and sautéed scallops..caught the grill on fire 🔥 burnt the steaks and while I’m putting out THAT fire, I burned the scallops😭😭 ended up eating pizza🤷♀️
— Debbie Rumsey (@DebbieRumsey1) February 12, 2019
https://twitter.com/uaremyremedy_/status/1095130680344875009
Being single is the fail 🤣🤣🤣
— Mal (@BiGReD_88) February 12, 2019
HS boyfriend picked me up after school on Valentine's day with a dozen carnations, my favorite flower at the time. I was touched until he said we had to stop by his house to deliver them to his mom. I got nothing. 🙄
— Karen Jones (@KarenJo08477581) February 12, 2019
I served at a restaurant where a couple just got engaged before coming to the restaurant on V-day. When he went to pay, he accidentally used his (second) girlfriend’s credit card to pay. She ended up seeing the name on the receipt and she stormed out. #sugarmamaproblems
— Hannah E Morris (@hannahemorris3) February 12, 2019
My husband scheduled his vasectomy for February 12th 2013.... he was sick and had to reschedule for the 22nd... 9 months later our daughter Charlotte was born.. November 19th... what a Valentine’s Day gift lol
— Ashley L Meyers (@Alycam1020) February 12, 2019
Tried to make a fancy apple rose tart and ended up in the hospital cause I cut my finger 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/g79HBbVPh3
— daian (@dianeannalyn) February 12, 2019
