Elon Musk’s Top 11 Tweets For The Genius’s Birthday
Yes, people look at Elon Musk and see the Genius of SpaceX and Tesla. But we see a silly, silly man.
Read the strangest but most hilarious tweets from Elon here:
Talking About Aliens:
It is unknown whether we are the only civilization currently alive in the observable universe, but any chance that we are is added impetus for extending life beyond Earth
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) June 25, 2018
He’s Kind Of Woke:
The enemy of my enemy is myself https://t.co/momMBAEuzU
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) June 17, 2018
The Flamethrower Incident:
Almost forgot! Due to recent regulatory/customs rules enacted to inhibit transport of anything called a Flamethrower, we have renamed our product: “Not a Flamethrower”.
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) June 9, 2018
Me Too Elon, Me Too:
Mason jars with a handle or wine stem cause me to lose faith in humanity
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) June 2, 2018
That Sense Of Humor Though:
Can’t believe someone leaked this schematic of the Tesla production system!! pic.twitter.com/ylAX3uKTI1
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) May 26, 2018
That Time He Was Really Bored:
🐌
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) May 18, 2018
He taunts us with his speed
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) May 18, 2018
That Time He Picked Apart Willy Wonka:
I’m starting a candy company & it’s going to be amazing
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) May 5, 2018
I am super super serious
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) May 5, 2018
It just occurred to me that the plot of Willy Wonka is really messed up
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) May 5, 2018
Ok ok, just for sake of argument, what do u wish for in candy? 🍭
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) May 5, 2018
Cryptocandy
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) May 5, 2018
Then I’m going to build a moat & fill it w candy. Warren B will not be able to resist investing! Berkshire Hathaway kryptonite …
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) May 6, 2018
The Cyborg Dragon:
Oh btw I’m building a cyborg dragon
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) April 25, 2018
That Time He Talked About Landing A Rocket On A Bouncy House:
This is gonna sound crazy, but …
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) April 15, 2018
SpaceX will try to bring rocket upper stage back from orbital velocity using a giant party balloon
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) April 15, 2018
And then land on a bouncy house
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) April 16, 2018
His April Fools Joke:
Elon was found passed out against a Tesla Model 3, surrounded by "Teslaquilla" bottles, the tracks of dried tears still visible on his cheeks.
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) April 1, 2018
This is not a forward-looking statement, because, obviously, what's the point?
Happy New Month! pic.twitter.com/YcouvFz6Y1
The Puns:
First kit set will be ancient Egypt — pyramids, Sphinx, temple of Horus, etc
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) March 26, 2018
And they said I’d never be a rock star …
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) March 27, 2018
